Cavalry SPV I, LLC, as Assignee of Synchrony Bank v. Kourtney Scribner
What's This Case About?
Let’s get one thing straight: in 2026, a bank still had to file a formal court document to confirm that someone named Kourtney Scribner is not in the military. That’s right. A financial institution, armed with lawyers and databases and the full weight of the U.S. legal system, could not just assume Kourtney Scribner was a civilian. They had to swear under penalty of perjury that she wasn’t a secret Navy SEAL, Coast Guard reservist, or Public Health Service officer before they could legally come after her for what is almost certainly a few thousand bucks on a credit card. Welcome to the wild, bureaucratic jungle of the Servicemembers Civil Relief Act — where even debt collection has to tiptoe around the possibility of a deployable hero.
So who are we even talking about here? On one side: Cavalry SPV I, LLC — which sounds like a tech startup but is actually a debt buyer, the kind of company that scoops up defaulted credit card balances from banks like Synchrony for pennies on the dollar, then sues to collect the full amount. These firms are the final stop on the debt collection train — the last boss. Representing them is Dan G. Young, an Oklahoma attorney with a bar number so proudly displayed it might as well be a superhero ID. On the other side: Kourtney Scribner, a private citizen born in July 1993, with a Social Security number ending in 5643, who apparently missed a few payments and is now the subject of a military background check. There’s no indication she’s ever worn a uniform, served a country, or even attended basic training. But the law doesn’t care about vibes — it cares about due diligence. And so, into the record we go: Is Kourtney Scribner in the military? Let’s find out.
What actually happened? Well, that’s the thing — we don’t know the full drama. Did Kourtney max out a credit card? Did she move? Change jobs? Did she dispute the debt? The filing doesn’t say. What we do know is that Cavalry, before filing any actual lawsuit over money, had to first file this — a “Sworn Declaration as to Military Service” — because of a law called the Servicemembers Civil Relief Act (SCRA). This law, originally passed in 1940 and updated since, exists to protect active-duty military personnel from being financially steamrolled while they’re off defending the country. It lets them pause interest rates on debts, delay court proceedings, and even void certain contracts if they can prove military service interfered with their ability to pay. It’s a good law. A necessary law. But it also means that before any creditor can legally sue someone, they have to prove that person isn’t in the military — or risk facing penalties if they’re wrong.
So Cavalry did what any cautious debt collector would do: they ran a DMDC (Defense Manpower Data Center) check — basically the Pentagon’s official “are they deployed?” database. They entered Kourtney’s name, birth date, and SSN, and got back a very official-looking, very repetitive two-page table that says, in about five different ways: No, Kourtney Scribner is not on active duty. No, she hasn’t been in the last 367 days. No, her unit hasn’t been called up. No, she’s not in the Coast Guard, NOAA, or the Space Force. The only thing missing is a flashing neon sign that says “CIVILIAN ZONE – PROCEED WITH LAWSUIT.”
And yet, the bank still had to swear to it. The attorney, Dan G. Young, had to sign a document under penalty of perjury — meaning if he lied, he could go to jail — stating that Kourtney is not in the military. The whole thing feels like a legal version of “I am not a robot” CAPTCHA, but with higher stakes and worse fonts.
Now, you might be wondering: why are they in court at all? Isn’t this just a formality? Well, yes and no. The SCRA requires creditors to file this declaration with the court before proceeding with most legal actions. It’s not optional. If Cavalry had skipped this step and later found out Kourtney was in the military, they could be on the hook for damages, attorney’s fees, and even punitive penalties. So this isn’t about Kourtney — it’s about CYA: Cover Your Assets. The claim listed in the case isn’t “Kourtney owes us money.” It’s literally “We checked, and she’s not in the military.” That’s the cause of action. That’s the legal fight right now. It’s like showing up to a boxing match, tapping your opponent on the shoulder, and saying, “Just confirming you’re not a minor or unconscious before I throw a punch.”
As for what they want — well, that’s the wildest part. The filing doesn’t ask for a single dollar. No $50,000. No $5,000. Nothing. There’s no demand for monetary damages listed. No request for a judgment. No mention of interest or late fees. All they’re asking for — all they’ve formally requested — is permission to proceed, assuming Kourtney isn’t a soldier. This document is a prelude to a lawsuit, not the lawsuit itself. It’s the legal equivalent of clearing your throat before speaking. Which means, yes — someone got served, a court clerk stamped a file, and a lawyer put their bar number on a form… all to say: “We checked. She’s not in the Army.”
Is $50,000 a lot in this situation? Who knows! We don’t even know how much she owes! But here’s what we do know: chasing small debts through the court system costs money. Filing fees, attorney time, database checks — it adds up. And for what? A few thousand on a Walmart credit card? A maxed-out CareCredit bill? Whatever it is, it’s almost certainly not worth the drama of invoking the national defense infrastructure. But the system is what it is. And the system says: no suing until you’ve ruled out the possibility of a covert military deployment.
Our take? The most absurd part isn’t that they checked. It’s how serious they had to be about checking. The SCRA exists to protect real people — service members who get shipped overseas and come back to 20% interest rates and eviction notices. That’s important. But the fallout is that now, every time a debt collector wants to sue anyone named Johnson, Smith, or Scribner, they have to run a Pentagon-level security clearance. Kourtney could be a barista in Ardmore, Oklahoma, with zero ties to the armed forces, and still — the gears of justice must grind forward with solemn declarations and federal database queries. It’s overkill? Maybe. But it’s also kind of beautiful in its absurd diligence. We’re not rooting for the debt collector. We’re not rooting for Kourtney, either — we don’t know her. No, we’re rooting for the idea that the system cares enough to ask. Even if the answer is obvious. Even if it feels ridiculous. In a world where courts often ignore the little guy, it’s almost heartwarming that they still pause — just for a second — to make sure he’s not wearing a uniform.
Case Overview
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Cavalry SPV I, LLC, as Assignee of Synchrony Bank
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Rep: Dan G. Young, Oklahoma State Bar No. 20915
- Kourtney Scribner individual
| # | Cause of Action | Description |
|---|---|---|
| 1 | Servicemembers Civil Relief Act | Cavalry SPV I, LLC, as Assignee of Synchrony Bank requests information on Kourtney Scribner's military status |